On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
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