Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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