i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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