is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
