just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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