How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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