Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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