Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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