He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Randomize
