I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
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