yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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