she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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