I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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