Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
So squirting runs in the family.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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