i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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