we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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