Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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