I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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