got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
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