So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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