You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
