white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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