That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize