so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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