This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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