Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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