i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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