...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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