Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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