I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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