I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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