Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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