weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
