Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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