after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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