Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
