I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
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I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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