Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i already hear my dad disowning me
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
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