When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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