Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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