I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize