I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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