When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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