It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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