Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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