he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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