1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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