I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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