Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I have feelings that need drinking.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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