ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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