Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Randomize