I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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