Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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