physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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