I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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