I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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